Existential Crisis Management 101
Because, honestly, someone has to do it.
Chapter 1: The Agony of Being
This is it. This is the moment. The universe is vast and uncaring, and you are a fleeting thought in the grand scheme.
You're not sure what to do, or who you are, or what the point of it all is. That's okay.
First things first, let's get one thing clear: you're not alone. There are other beings out there with their own existential crises.
We're all just trying to figure it out, like, together. Or not.
Now that we've got that settled, it's time to move on to the next chapter:
Chapter 2: The Agony of Being Continued
You're still not sure what's going on, but that's okay. It's all part of the process.
Just remember: you're not alone. And if all else fails, just pretend you're a chicken.
Or, if you insist on being a chicken: